Within Reason.

thedailywhat: Look At This Friendly Dog of the Day: With Quark...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:15:42 -0500

Look At This Friendly Dog of the Day: With Quark hogging all the attention, jealous Riley knows he has no choice: Desperate times call for desperate cuteness.

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I bet your day is 1000 times better now.

It’s time to play…WHACK A KITTY!

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:13:34 -0500

It’s time to play…WHACK A KITTY!

IN THE BATHROOM AT TITS.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:31:00 -0400

Girl coming out of stall: (to girl putting makeup on in the mirror) Hey, are you the girl who was shouting about stuffing macaroni and cheese in your vagina earlier?

Girl at mirror: Haha, yeah, that was me.

Girl coming out of stall: Hi, I’m Lauren.

(conversation gets interrupted by group of girls coming in/toilets flushing, etc. But the rest of the conversation definitely went like this)

Girl coming out of stall (continues): and I like stuffing macaroni and cheese into people’s vaginas.

Photo

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:04:39 -0400

CUTEST THING EVER.

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 10:51:48 -0400

CUTEST THING EVER.

I keep having dreams about getting crushed by gigantic waves.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:49:04 -0400

Usually there are also voiceovers of other people talking about their jobs.

What???

mylifeasaplexorexic: Nom nom. Hungry like this puppy. This is...

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:47:31 -0400

mylifeasaplexorexic:

Nom nom. Hungry like this puppy.

This is too cute not to reblog.

I have 30 pages of psychology studies to read before 10am,

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 02:48:00 -0400

but instead I am rocking out to Jimmy Eat World and reading Game of Thrones.

Stephen and I had a slumbie last night.

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:07:01 -0400

I dreamed that when we woke up he had grown huge hanging tumors on his arm. He said it happened because he forgot to wear a watch to bed. He tried using scissors to cut them off and they started bleeding all over my bed. Needless to say, I was furious that he was ruining my white sheets, but I was also surprised that I hadn’t noticed these tumors starting to grow while we were sitting in my room reading.

I really, really love dream logic.

I watched Doctor Who because I was told that it's awesome.

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 01:30:39 -0400

It wasn’t.

So excited for this. I hope the film blows me. I forgot to say...

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:53:00 -0400

So excited for this. I hope the film blows me.

I forgot to say “away” again.

Also, MANDATORY FISHING LICENSE. More videos to come!

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:50:17 -0400

Also, MANDATORY FISHING LICENSE.

So funny and SO SCARY.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:45:39 -0400

So funny and SO SCARY.

Okay, let’s get real for a second. Nothing looks good...

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:34:08 -0400

Okay, let’s get real for a second. Nothing looks good when you’re 80.

Tattoo can’t happen soon enough.

Man, asians will eat anything.

Fri, 27 May 2011 09:22:16 -0400

Man, asians will eat anything.

Oh Tobias, you blowhard!

Fri, 20 May 2011 02:27:38 -0400

Oh Tobias, you blowhard!

NO PARENTS!

Fri, 20 May 2011 01:56:00 -0400

Getting ready for my super college weekend. Probably not sleeping until Sunday.

Tim gets back from Italy on Saturday so I can be mad at him in person for not taking me with him. Best girlfriend ever!

Hearing about my friends’ Senior Week is making me...

Wed, 18 May 2011 23:03:14 -0400

Hearing about my friends’ Senior Week is making me reminisce about mine.

When I was taking Watercolors, the Painting IV class that was...

Sat, 14 May 2011 01:05:15 -0400

When I was taking Watercolors, the Painting IV class that was working on landscapes posted all of their work up right next to my classroom. Somebody in that class painted a landscape that was similar to this, and I almost asked them if I could buy it (coincidentally, my sister also fell in love with the painting and it’s now her cell phone background).

I really wish I could paint something like this. Unfortunately I really suck (like, really suck) at abstract painting. Meh.

On a totally unrelated note, I’m pretty sure an actual prostitute came into the creperie today. When this girl was standing, her dress left about 3 inches of her butt visible, and she was wearing thigh-high stockings and either a thong or no underwear. Classy!

Glee crush.

Fri, 13 May 2011 13:52:22 -0400

Glee crush.