Look At This Friendly Dog of the Day: With Quark hogging all the attention, jealous Riley knows he has no choice: Desperate times call for desperate cuteness.
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I bet your day is 1000 times better now.
IN THE BATHROOM AT TITS.
Girl coming out of stall: (to girl putting makeup on in the mirror) Hey, are you the girl who was shouting about stuffing macaroni and cheese in your vagina earlier?
Girl at mirror: Haha, yeah, that was me.
Girl coming out of stall: Hi, I’m Lauren.
(conversation gets interrupted by group of girls coming in/toilets flushing, etc. But the rest of the conversation definitely went like this)
Girl coming out of stall (continues): and I like stuffing macaroni and cheese into people’s vaginas.
I keep having dreams about getting crushed by gigantic waves.
Usually there are also voiceovers of other people talking about their jobs.
What???
I have 30 pages of psychology studies to read before 10am,
but instead I am rocking out to Jimmy Eat World and reading Game of Thrones.
Stephen and I had a slumbie last night.
I dreamed that when we woke up he had grown huge hanging tumors on his arm. He said it happened because he forgot to wear a watch to bed. He tried using scissors to cut them off and they started bleeding all over my bed. Needless to say, I was furious that he was ruining my white sheets, but I was also surprised that I hadn’t noticed these tumors starting to grow while we were sitting in my room reading.
I really, really love dream logic.
